Last year, I wrote a series of horror movie haikus that shed new light on classic villains. Not thinking of anything better to do before Schlocktoberfest IV kicks off today, let’s continue that noble tradition:
The Thing (1982)
Alien wakes up,
just tries to find a new home
Bullied by Brimley
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
The dead live again
Wander around hopeless, sad
No place in this world
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Meek monster finds love
but social prejudices
doom their short marriage
Psycho (1960)
Boy loves his mother
Has a hard time letting go
Needs a cold shower
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Fantastic 🙂
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Thanks!!
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I’m disappointed that bride of frankenstein hair wasn’t a bigger trend. It’s quite fetching.
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Something to think about as a budding bride yourself…
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Oh it’s my highest priority to have the biggest most streakiest hair on my wedding day.
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These are awesome!
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That Night of the Living Dead one is DEEP, man.
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Six feet!
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Per usual, your haikus make me deeply happy. Well done, sir.
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I’m going to make a 365-day desk calendar out of them.
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COPYRIGHT THAT SHIT.
#fameandfortune
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