Schlocktoberfest IV: Haiku Reviews

Schlocktoberfest IV

Last year, I wrote a series of horror movie haikus that shed new light on classic villains. Not thinking of anything better to do before Schlocktoberfest IV kicks off today, let’s continue that noble tradition:


The Thing (1982)

Alien wakes up,
just tries to find a new home
Bullied by Brimley
Wilford Brimley cowboy

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

The dead live again
Wander around hopeless, sad
No place in this world

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Meek monster finds love
but social prejudices
doom their short marriage
Bride of Frankenstein behind the scenes

Psycho (1960)

Boy loves his mother
Has a hard time letting go
Needs a cold shower

 Don’t forget to check out our past Schlocktoberfests!


Schlocktoberfest II: Electric Boo-galoo!

Schlocktoberfest III: The Search for Schlock

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