Still More Unbelievably Bizarre and Idiotic Twitter Ramblings of Jaden Smith

Here we are again for our quarterly review of the brain- and stomach- and soul-churning tweets of unfrozen Mayan God child Jaden Smith, who, like a rapper who loves sharp things, will never disappoint. (see our first three case studies here and here and here)

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33 thoughts on “Still More Unbelievably Bizarre and Idiotic Twitter Ramblings of Jaden Smith

  1. That last tweet is the most ironic thing in the universe. Can this kid just have an “accidental baseball bat to the head” please.

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  2. No but really…how has R.O.T.O.R. allowed this to keep happening? Hasn’t this kid wracked up like 17,354 citations by now? And isn’t that 17,355 death sentences? I know that’s one more death sentence than the amount of citations, but I feel like R.O.T.O.R. would add one or two just because.

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  3. What the bejesus is on his hands??? And has someone secretly created some kind of Frankenstein’s monster out of Patrick Swayze’s body and Ahnuld’s consciousness. Should we get our pitchforks?

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