Thanks to brilliant comedian Patton Oswalt for bringing to my attention today the truly odd tweets of Jaden Smith, better known as Will Smith’s son, which is the only reason he’s even remotely involved with show business. This kid is so on another privileged plane of existence from the rest of us it’s frightening (and what the hell is with the capitalization case?). Mr. Oswalt retweeted some of Jaden’s finest thoughts of sheer idiocy today. Here are some of those and some others that will blow your mind and shake your faith in life itself:
Read more of Jaden’s odd lunacy here!
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This is how I felt when I woke up this morning…
Soo Lately They’ve Bin Calling Me Gooseenings
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I AM going to call you that from now on, Gooseenings.
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Right on!
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I especially enjoy that does is spelled “dose” in that one tweet. He’s so right, education is the real evil and dose nothing good for the youth of today.
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YES!
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Well language was created by people no smarter than him, so he’s making his own spelling rules.
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This literally made me lol. My husband does that too… But he’s dyslexic.
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My first thought while reading that wonderful collection of Twitter literature was that the kid must be permanently stoned or something. I’m hoping that is the case, because the alternative scares me.
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Hopefully, but imagine how insulated and oversupported this kid’s life is. He knows nothing outside of being a little shit who has everything and no one in his life to tell him anything negative.
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Doi. These are all titles of songs he’s working on.
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Most Trees Are Blue is a pretty song title.
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Ha, I don’t find them that odd.
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Is that you, Jaden?
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How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real? It’s simple really: The Owls Are Not What They Seem.
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What If Owls Are Figments Of Blue Trees’ Imaginations?
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This has made my day, yet I am also horrified. Well done, sir.
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That’s my job!
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Jaden’s either on drugs or he and his family really did join Scientology.
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Probably a mixture of both plus a dash of stupidity.
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That’s what scientology does to your brain, ahahahah. I never have any interest in seeing his film, I find it revolting that his dad pushes him to be a *star*
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Haha Kids 😀
So when do you think he’ll be put in rehab?
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I weep for the future. But he still makes more sense than the idiot twenty-year-olds I work with…
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everything about this kid is depressingly horrible. he’s such a smug piece of shit, that it’s truly embarrassing that we’re even the same species.
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As nice and good guy as Will Smith certainly appears to be, growing up on their own planet where you can be a movie star if your dad feels like it is never going to end well.
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Yeah this kid is basically doomed. It will be interesting to see how it plays out. My guess is he starts his own cult that ends in a shootout with the FBI.
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