Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-18-2013

Todays Headlines


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THE DARK TOWER ADAPTATION IS NOT DEAD, IT IS JUST REALLY, REALLY SLOW. LIKE HOW R.O.T.O.R. STALKS R.O.T.O.R.’S PREY, BUT THAT IS METICULOUS AND DELIBERATE AND CHILLING.

KELSEY GRAMMER HAS SIGNED ON TO REPLACE BRUCE WILLIS IN THE CHARACTER OF BRUCE WILLIS IN THE EXPENDABLES 3, IN WHICH THE TOP MERCENARIES IN THE WORLD TAKE ON R.O.T.O.R. AND FAIL COMICALLY.

JACKIE CHAN BUILDING JACKIE CHAN THEME PARK, BASED ON THE LIFE OF JACKIE CHAN, FEATURING THE LIKENESS OF JACKIE CHAN.

R.O.T.O.R. HAS FINALLY OPENED UP ABOUT THE BACKLASH OF BEING CAST AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN. R.O.T.O.R. HANDLED THE BACKLASH WELL, FIREBOMBING EVERYONE WHO HAD A DISPARAGING WORD.

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