THE DARK TOWER ADAPTATION IS NOT DEAD, IT IS JUST REALLY, REALLY SLOW. LIKE HOW R.O.T.O.R. STALKS R.O.T.O.R.’S PREY, BUT THAT IS METICULOUS AND DELIBERATE AND CHILLING.
KELSEY GRAMMER HAS SIGNED ON TO REPLACE BRUCE WILLIS IN THE CHARACTER OF BRUCE WILLIS IN THE EXPENDABLES 3, IN WHICH THE TOP MERCENARIES IN THE WORLD TAKE ON R.O.T.O.R. AND FAIL COMICALLY.
JACKIE CHAN BUILDING JACKIE CHAN THEME PARK, BASED ON THE LIFE OF JACKIE CHAN, FEATURING THE LIKENESS OF JACKIE CHAN.
R.O.T.O.R. HAS FINALLY OPENED UP ABOUT THE BACKLASH OF BEING CAST AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN. R.O.T.O.R. HANDLED THE BACKLASH WELL, FIREBOMBING EVERYONE WHO HAD A DISPARAGING WORD.
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[BEGIN BATMAN HYPE MACHINE]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5pJQM
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
The Expendables vs. R.O.T.O.R., a crushing end to the franchise. But don’t worry, R.O.T.O.R. gets a much more lucrative spin-off.
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R.O.T.O.R. 4 H.I.R.E.
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I may as well just stop looking at the internet today because I’ve already seen the best thing on it. Fuck yeah R.O.T.O.R., you know what the people want.
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BATMAAAN!!
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JACKIE CHAN!!!
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Today is Adam West’s birthday – he’s 85, just like we are….
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