Today’s Headlines presented by Death Bed! 10-29-2013

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen, I’m Death Bed. Well somebody had to be. Here’s some news for your bright sunny day:

Sigourney Weaver has joined the cast for Neill Blomkamp’s sci-fi comedy, Chappie. When is she ever going to do a sci-fi drama or action/adventure!?!?

Swedish actress Noomi Rapace will play septuplet sisters in a new film called What Happened to Monday? directed by the guy who directed Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. What happened to Death Bed?

Seems we’re very close to hearing the news that Harrison Ford has signed on for the 3 newest Star Wars pictures. But before you get excited he also wants to make another Indiana Jones too.

And in really sad news, legendary director and stuntman, Hal Needham has passed away. This is really upsetting to Death Bed since I used to be a landing cushion for his stunts back in my younger days. R.I.P. Mr. Needham. 


[And now, the best Halloween song of all time!]

 

6 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by Death Bed! 10-29-2013

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