Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-27-2014

Todays Headlines

 

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. ADMITS HE IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS IRON MAN SHIT, AND CHRIS EVANS IS READY TO THROW IN THE TOWEL LIKE ROCKY SHOULD HAVE DONE IN APOLLO CREED’S FIGHT WITH IVAN DRAGO IN ROCKY IV. YOU KILLED HIM, STALLION!

ARNOLD SAYS THE REASON WHY THE TERMINATOR WILL LOOK OLDER IN TERMINATOR: GENESIS IS BECAUSE THE FLESH CASING OUTSIDE THE EXOSKELETON AGES LIKE NORMAL. UH, ARNOLD, LOOK AT R.O.T.O.R. CHECK OUT THIS SMOOTH HUMAN SKIN COVERING. SEE ANY GRAY IN THIS MUSTACHE? DID NOT THINK SO…

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT MARVEL IS GOING TO SET UP A UNIVERSE OF VILLAINS AT THE END OF THE AMAZING IRVING SPIDERMAN 2. PLUS, A NEW PICTURE HAS BEEN REVEALED OF DANE DEHAAN AS CAMERON DIAZ:
Green Goblin Amazing Spider-Man 2

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: QUENTIN TARANTINO IS 51 AND PULP FICTION CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO SO YOU ARE OLD, TOO!

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[TODAY’S TRAILER: HERCULES]

15 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-27-2014

  1. Oooh, Cameron Diaz lookin a little revitalized after a month of going on the lam after her atrocious appearance in the atrocious Counselor flick. Good for you girl, good for you.

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  2. The day that gray starts showing up in R.O.T.O.R.’s mustahce is the day that humanity as we know it comes to an end. Even though I will find it unbearably sexy, I have a feeling it might be cause for alarm for R.O.T.O.R.

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