IN BITTERSWEET NEWS, DISNEY IS THINKING OF POSSIBLY MAYBE REBOOTING THE INDIANA JONES FRANCHISE WITH A NEW ACTOR. ON THE SAD SIDE, THIS MEANS HARRISON FORD WON’T DON THE FAMOUS FEDORA ANY MORE (AND HE REALLY SHOULDN’T TRUTH BE TOLD) BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE THIS MEANS THAT R.O.T.O.R. COULD BE THE NEXT INDY. HE MIGHT JUST HAVE TO EXECUTE BRADLEY COOPER FIRST.
THERE’S A PHANTASM V ON THE WAY. IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING.
DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON IS UP FOR A SECRET ROLE IN A FILM IN THE DC COMICS UNIVERSE. IT’S EITHER THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN TYPE ROLE OR THE BIG TOUGH SUPER HERO ROLE OR MAYBE THE BIG TOUGH SUPER VILLAIN TYPE ROLE. R.O.T.O.R. IS STILL VERY KEEN ON PLAYING BRAINIAC.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: NO ONE PUTS JENNIFER GREY IN A CORNER ESPECIALLY ON HER 54TH BIRTHDAY.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][TODAY’S TRAILER: THE BOOGENS!]
DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR VOTING HAND.
5 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-26-2014”
I think my secret hope is about to come true… The Rock is totally going to be cast as Wonder Woman! He’s got all the making of a true Amazonian princess.
Why is Brad posting the headlines. This… I… It does not like change. It does not veer from the proper alignment. It does not exceed the speed limit. It places the cans in the correct order in the cooling machine. it ensures the new toothpaste is only opened on a Monday.
I am 108% fine with rebooting Indy, as long as they’re new adventures. I would love to see more Indy movies, and this is really the only way it can be done. If they invented some new adventurer character he’d just be negatively compared to Indiana Jones anyway. Harrison Ford was fantastic, but Indy is a character that’s bigger than the actor who portrayed him. And I think Bradley Cooper’s a pretty decent choice.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I think my secret hope is about to come true… The Rock is totally going to be cast as Wonder Woman! He’s got all the making of a true Amazonian princess.
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Why is Brad posting the headlines. This… I… It does not like change. It does not veer from the proper alignment. It does not exceed the speed limit. It places the cans in the correct order in the cooling machine. it ensures the new toothpaste is only opened on a Monday.
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I can do stuff too!
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I am super excited about Phantasm 5! I hope R.O.T.O.R. gets cast as the ball.
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I am 108% fine with rebooting Indy, as long as they’re new adventures. I would love to see more Indy movies, and this is really the only way it can be done. If they invented some new adventurer character he’d just be negatively compared to Indiana Jones anyway. Harrison Ford was fantastic, but Indy is a character that’s bigger than the actor who portrayed him. And I think Bradley Cooper’s a pretty decent choice.
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