Villain Madness 2014: Second Round – Groups 1 & 2


The dust and entrails have settled, and it’s time for the second round! Many of you voiced complaints about some of the results from the last round, accusing us of rigging the tournament for monetary gain. We’d like to now make an official statement to put those rumors to rest: They’re all true. Glad we got that off our chest. Now, onto the first two groups! So put down your Robert Z’Dar home jawbone styling kit and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 26 with winners announced that very afternoon!)

First, here are the loathsome victors of Group 4!

Lex Luthor (84%) made Nuclear Man (16%), and he destroyed him!
Richard Vernon (65%) sent Beulah Balbricker (35%) to detention!
Ernie “Big Ern” McCracken (68%) bowled over his brother Tim “Dr. Hook” McCracken (32%)!
Cruella de Vil (60%) handed Captain Hook (40%) a defeat!
Sid Phillips (60%) stuffed Lotso (40%) in a big jar filled with kerosene and set him on fire! (something Brian may or may not have done once in his wayward youth)
Syndrome (60%) scored an incredible victory over Lord Farquaad (40%)!
Scar (86%) marred Jafar (14%) hard, like Z’Dar!
  Maleficent (71%) turned Ursula (29%) into calamari!




 Khan Noonien Singh
(Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
(Time Bandits)
Leader of a race genetically engineered super-humans

Evil Quote:
I’ve done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive! Buried alive…!
Personification of evil itself

Evil Quote:
If I were creating the world I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o’clock, Day One!


Audrey II
(Little Shop of Horrors)
 The Kurgan
Carnivorous alien plant

Evil Quote:
I’m just a mean green mother from outer space and I’m bad!
An immortal warrior

Evil Plan:
Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold.


 Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
(The Fifth Element)
An evil Leprechaun

Evil Quote:
Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won’t live through the night.
Megalomaniacal Industrialist

Evil Quote:
Torture who you have to, the President, I don’t care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.


The Lord of Darkness
 King Ghidorah
(Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster)
The personification of darkness

Evil Quote:
You think you have won! What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all. You can never defeat me. We are brothers eternal!
A three-headed, dragon-like kaiju



 Tony Montana
John Doe
Ruthless Miami gangster

Evil Quote: 
I’m Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin’ with the best!
Deranged Serial Killer

Evil Quote: 
Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.


Gordon Gekko
(Wall Street)
Frank Booth
(Blue Velvet)
Corporate raider

Evil Quote: 
When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I’m gonna tear his eyeballs out and I’m gonna suck his fucking skull.
Sociopathic gangster, drug dealer & pimp

Evil Quote: 
Don’t toast to my health, toast to my fuck!


O-Ren Ishii
(Kill Bill)
Bill “The Butcher” Cutting
(Gangs of New York)
Yakuza leader

Evil Quote: 
The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is… I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now’s the fucking time!
Sociopathic Butcher/Gang leader

Evil Quote: 
You see this knife? I’m gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!


Mama Fratelli
(The Goonies)
Mr. Blonde
(Reservoir Dogs) 

Evil Quote:
Kids suck.
Diamond thief

Evil Quote: 
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

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