Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-24-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

JAMES REBHORN IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

FAST & FURIOUS 7 FILMMAKERS WILL TAKE A STEAMING PISS ON PAUL WALKER’S GRAVE BY COMPLETING THE FILM USING BODY DOUBLES AND HIS CG FACE, WHICH WILL NOT BE NOTICEABLE WHATSOEVER.

A JUDD APATOW PRODUCED AND POSSIBLY DIRECTED PEE WEE HERMAN MOVIE MAY BE COMING SOON, IN WHICH PEE WEE DOES NOT PROPERLY SIGNAL A LEFT TURN WHILE RIDING HIS PRECIOUS BICYCLE AND R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTES HIM VIA COMPLICATED RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE.

THE DIRECTOR OF THE MANIAC REBOOT WILL DIRECT THE AMITYVILLE HORROR RE-REBOOT, STARRING JENNIFER JASON LEIGH, WHO IS STILL ALIVE, DESPITE R.O.T.O.R.’S BEST EFFORTS.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: WHAT KIND OF WEIRD SCIENCE IS KEEPING KELLY LEBROCK ALIVE AT 54?

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST]

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