And here we are, the Sinister Sixteen. Let us have a moment of silence for Shakma and consume his baboon carcass to harness his door-smashing energy. There have been more twists and turns in this tournament than a fisherman’s fandangler! In memory of Shakma, vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 29!) Here’s how we got here:
Khan (77%) showed Evil (23%) his wrath (did we use that already?)!
The Kurgan (55%) uprooted Audrey II (45%)!
Zorg (67%) let The Leprechaun (33%) know that the Irish need not apply!
The Lord of Darkness (73%) shut the light on Ghidorah (27%)!
Tony Montana (55%) showed John Doe (45%) his little friend!
Gordon Gekko (59%) cut Frank Booth (41%) out of the deal!
Bill the Butcher (68%) railroaded O-Ren Ishii (32%)!
Mr. Blonde (55%) made Mama Fratelli (45%) walk the plank!
R.O.T.O.R. (61%) shot Shakma (39%) through the door Shakma was trying to break down!
Jack Torrance (78%) took a bite out of Jaws (22%)!
Pennywise (71%) clowned Annie Wilkes (29%)!
Pamela Voorhees (53%) killed Lord Summerisle (47%) and brought back
Lex Luthor (67%) redirected a missile at Richard Vernon (33%)!
Cruella de Vil (58%) made a bowling ball out of “Big Ern” McCracken’s (42%) skin!
Sid (68%) shellacked Syndrome (32%)!
Scar (63%) impaled Maleficent (37%) on his spindle made of boar bones!
Thank you everyone again for voting!
| Khan Noonien Singh
(Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
| The Kurgan
|Leader of a race genetically engineered super-humans
Best Kill: After activating Genesis and the Enterprise unable to make warp in time to escape, Spock exposes himself to lethal doses of radiation to reactivate the warp, thus killing him.
|An immortal warrior
Best Kill: Beheads Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez and then rapes Connor MacLeod’s wife.
|Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
(The Fifth Element)
|The Lord of Darkness
Best Kill: Blows up a room of Mangalores.
|The personification of darkness
Best Kill: His goblin minions kill a unicorn.
| Tony Montana
|Ruthless Miami gangster
Best Kill: His best friend and associate Manny, after he finds out he slept with his sister.
Best Kill: Makes a killing in the stock market, almost destroys Bluestar Airlines
|Bill “The Butcher” Cutting
(Gangs of New York)
|Sociopathic Butcher/Gang leader
Best Kill: Throws a cleaver into Monk McGinn’s back and then beats his skull in with a club.
Best Kill: Massacred several innocent people during a bank robbery, dismembers a cop and nearly sets him on fire.
|Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research Unit
Best Kill: Mashes a buck-toothed fry cook’s face into a grill, which was likely fatal.
|Psycho dad who operates a hotel
Best Kill: Plunges an ax deep into Scatman Crothers’ chest cavity.
(Friday the 13th)
|Evil, sadistic, killer clown
Best Kill: Pulls down a young boy into a sewer drain before eating him.
|Revenge-seeking serial killer/mother
Best Kill: Skewers Kevin Bacon’s throat with an arrow through a bed cushion, while she was underneath the bed.
|Cruella de Vil
|Greatest criminal mind/real estate mogul
Best Kill: Nearly kills Superman with a Kryptonite necklace. His rocket, which activated the San Andreas fault in California, killed countless citizens including Lois Lane before Superman reversed time and saved the day.
|Wicked fashion designer
Best Kill: Planned the death of dozens of puppies in order to make fur coats.
(The Lion King)
|Sadistic toy torturer
Best Kill: Has tortured, maimed and experimented with countless toy victims. Attempted to blow up Buzz Lightyear with a huge firecracker.
|Evil and jealous lion
Best Kill: Kills his brother, Musafa the king, by making it look like an accident with a stampede of wildebeests.