Villain Madness 2014: The Sinister Sixteen

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And here we are, the Sinister Sixteen. Let us have a moment of silence for Shakma and consume his baboon carcass to harness his door-smashing energy. There have been more twists and turns in this tournament than a fisherman’s fandangler! In memory of Shakma, vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 29!) Here’s how we got here:

Khan (77%) showed Evil (23%) his wrath (did we use that already?)!
The Kurgan (55%) uprooted Audrey II (45%)!
Zorg (67%) let The Leprechaun (33%) know that the Irish need not apply!
The Lord of Darkness (73%) shut the light on Ghidorah (27%)!
Tony Montana (55%) showed John Doe (45%) his little friend!
Gordon Gekko (59%) cut Frank Booth (41%) out of the deal!
Bill the Butcher (68%) railroaded O-Ren Ishii (32%)!
Mr. Blonde (55%) made Mama Fratelli (45%) walk the plank!
R.O.T.O.R. (61%) shot Shakma (39%) through the door Shakma was trying to break down!
Jack Torrance (78%) took a bite out of Jaws (22%)!
Pennywise (71%) clowned Annie Wilkes (29%)!
Pamela Voorhees (53%) killed Lord Summerisle (47%) and brought back honey apples!
Lex Luthor (67%) redirected a missile at Richard Vernon (33%)!
Cruella de Vil (58%) made a bowling ball out of “Big Ern” McCracken’s (42%) skin!
Sid (68%) shellacked Syndrome (32%)!
Scar (63%) impaled Maleficent (37%) on his spindle made of boar bones!

Thank you everyone again for voting!

2014-Villain-Bracket-Sinister-16

TODAY’S MATCH-UPS

01.KhanVsKurgan

 Khan Noonien Singh
(Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
The Kurgan
(Highlander)
Leader of a race genetically engineered super-humans

Best Kill:
After activating Genesis and the Enterprise unable to make warp in time to escape, Spock exposes himself to lethal doses of radiation to reactivate the warp, thus killing him.
An immortal warrior

Best Kill:
Beheads Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez and then rapes Connor MacLeod’s wife.

02.ZorgVsDarkness

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
(The Fifth Element)
The Lord of Darkness
(Legend) 
Megalomaniacal Industrialist

Best Kill:
Blows up a room of Mangalores.
The personification of darkness

Best Kill: 
His goblin minions kill a unicorn.

03.MontanaVsGekko

 Tony Montana
(Scarface)
Gordon Gekko
(Wall Street)
Ruthless Miami gangster

Best Kill:
His best friend and associate Manny, after he finds out he slept with his sister.
Corporate raider

Best Kill:
Makes a killing in the stock market, almost destroys Bluestar Airlines

04.ButcherVsBlonde

Bill “The Butcher” Cutting
(Gangs of New York)
Mr. Blonde
(Reservoir Dogs)
Sociopathic Butcher/Gang leader

Best Kill:
Throws a cleaver into Monk McGinn’s back and then beats his skull in with a club.
Diamond thief

Best Kill:
Massacred several innocent people during a bank robbery, dismembers a cop and nearly sets him on fire.

05.ROTORVsJack

 R.O.T.O.R.
(R.O.T.O.R.)
Jack Torrance
(The Shining)
Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research Unit

Best Kill:
Mashes a buck-toothed fry cook’s face into a grill, which was likely fatal.
Psycho dad who operates a hotel

Best Kill:
Plunges an ax deep into Scatman Crothers’ chest cavity.

06.PennywiseVsVoorhees

Pennywise
(It)
Pamela Voorhees
(Friday the 13th)
Evil, sadistic, killer clown

Best Kill: 
Pulls down a young boy into a sewer drain before eating him.
Revenge-seeking serial killer/mother

Best Kill:
Skewers Kevin Bacon’s throat with an arrow through a bed cushion, while she was underneath the bed.

07.LexVsCruella

Lex Luthor
(Superman)
Cruella de Vil
(101 Dalmatians)
Greatest criminal mind/real estate mogul

Best Kill: 
Nearly kills Superman with a Kryptonite necklace. His rocket, which activated the San Andreas fault in California, killed countless citizens including Lois Lane before Superman reversed time and saved the day.
Wicked fashion designer

Best Kill:
Planned the death of dozens of puppies in order to make fur coats.

08.SidVsScar

Sid Phillips
(Toy Story)
Scar
(The Lion King)
Sadistic toy torturer

Best Kill: 
Has tortured, maimed and experimented with countless toy victims. Attempted to blow up Buzz Lightyear with a huge firecracker.
Evil and jealous lion

Best Kill:
Kills his brother, Musafa the king, by making it look like an accident with a stampede of wildebeests.

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