Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-28-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

IN POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST NEWS R.O.T.O.R. HAS EVER REPORTED: BARBERSHOP 3 IS HAPPENING. EVERYONE TAKE A BREATH. R.O.T.O.R. IS NOT EVEN GOING TO EXECUTE ANYONE FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, THAT IS HOW EXCITED R.O.T.O.R. IS.

IT IS A SLOW NEWS DAY, SO HERE IS SOME DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES STUFF. IT IS FRIDAY, R.O.T.O.R. IS BURNED OUT.

AND NOW THE RETURN OF THE BELOVED FEATURE: SHIA LABEOUF JUST CANNOT HELP BEING AN ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: LEGENDARY FILMMAKER BRETT RATNER IS STILL CHURNING OUT REVERED CLASSICS AT 45!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES]

 DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT AND V.O.T.E.F.O.R. R.O.T.O.R.!

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