Haiku Review: The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

The Phantom Menace (1999)

Annoying slave boy
teams up with dumb frog-rabbit,
also annoying

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Attack of the Clones (2002)

Lots of lightsabers
and lots of stupidity
Plus, awkward romance

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Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Slave boy murders kids,
chokes his wife, loses his limbs
but gets a cool mask

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