The Phantom Menace (1999)
Annoying slave boy
teams up with dumb frog-rabbit,
also annoying
Attack of the Clones (2002)
Lots of lightsabers
and lots of stupidity
Plus, awkward romance
Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Slave boy murders kids,
chokes his wife, loses his limbs
but gets a cool mask
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nicely done Brian. you are quite talented! 🙂
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Thank you, would you like me to sign your copy of my poetry book?
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nah, we have enough toilet paper here! Thanks anyway 🙂
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These are beautiful!
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Like a perfect set of space boobs.
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Very hot!!
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Like a perfect set of space boobs.
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That pretty much sums them up. 🙂
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Midichlorians
What the fuck is that garbage?
Midichlorians
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Damn good question.
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Absolutely beautiful!
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Like a perfect set of space boobs.
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Ha! Excellent work. Your haikus are much better than mine. ; ) Especially like The Phantom Menace one. You liked that one, Zoe? Crazy prequel lover! Lol ; )
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I must say that of the prequel trilogy this was the worst. Of the entire saga this one was the worst. Though the battle between Qui Gon, Darth Maul and Obi Wan was pretty freaking awesome by the end. This movie? Meh.
😛 Yep, that be me!
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Haha. Okay – good enough answer. You can still be my friend! ; )
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WHOOOOOOOOP! Then I succeed!
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We should collaborate!
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We should! When I started the blog I was like “oh, I love writing haikus!” so I stored up a shitload then never posted most of them because they suck. Until I did Shitfest Winter and was a big fat LOSER! Lol! Read my haikus, Brian! Make me feel loved!! ; )
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Eloquent words, now I don’t have to see the movie!
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They were pretty obscure anyway.
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I could watch Jar Jar’s stupid face get zapped all day. That’s good stuff!
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Like a perfect set of space boobs.
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