Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-10-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

DO NOT WORRY, THE RHINO IS ONLY GOING TO BE IN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 FOR 4 MINUTES. SO THAT WILL BE EXCITING. LET US JUST GIVE MULTIPLE VILLAINS MINIMAL AMOUNTS OF SCREEN TIME, BECAUSE THAT IS WHY THE DARK KNIGHT WORKED SO WELL.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, A FILM MADE MEMORABLE FOR ITS GRAINY, GRITTY LOOK, HAS BEEN CLEANED UP AND RESTORED AND WILL BE PRESENTED IN ITS INTENDED 4K GLORY IN THEATERS SOON.

THE HARLEM HELLFIGHTERS, A COMIC BOOK BY MAX BROOKS OF WORLD WAR Z BOOK FAME, IS TO BE MADE INTO A FILM, WHICH WILL TRUN OUT ALMOST NOTHING LIKE ITS SOURCE MATERIAL AND BE, EH, KIND OF OK, R.O.T.O.R. GUESSES…

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: SHANNON TWEED, LATE-NIGHT GODDESS OF BOYS WHO GREW UP WITH PREMIUM CABLE, IS 57!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: SUBURBAN COMMANDO]

 

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