R.O.T.O.R. gets kind of emotional around Valentine’s Day, so we’re giving him the week off. Taking his place is Killer Gene Shalit, who you may remember fromTerror Train.
The Escape from New York remake will probably still happen, but not for a while. In the meantime, we can all bask in the glory that is Escape from L.A.! There’s no way that this Snake could ever escape from our hearts!
Will Smith is officially OUT of Independence Day 2! Looks like his will for independence from this movie was too strong!
John Travolta will play a gummy bear based on an annoying song children love. It won’t be the first time John has relished playing the role of a bear, but it is the first time it will be kid-appropriate!
Vision’s costume in the new Avengers movie is being described as having a “smooth helmet.” Calm down, John Travolta, we already talked about you!
Shia LaBeouf just can’t help being an enormous doucheBAG!
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Hahahahahaha you deserve an award for the best John Travolta joke of all time. A tip of the cap to you sir!
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Thanks! I smell a Screenkicker Award!
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So do I!
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I love it when trailers find a way to sneak in some top notch bum crack
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I prefer the top half of nipples myself.
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You know it’s going to be a great movie when some aerolai (is that the right pluralization?) make it into the trailer.
P.S. I’ve got a real doozy of a You Dumb Kid in the works! I’ll send it your way soon, it’s almost done.
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BLESS YOU!!
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I volunteer to give out those 40 spanks to Miss Banks!
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Shia is copying Eric Cantona now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdgRufNSR8
Seems there is absolutely nothing original about this idiot.
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Elizabeth Banks can spank me any time, ANY time. Speaking of spanking and Chloe Moretz – I’ll be back in a little bit…
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