Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-10-2014

R.O.T.O.R. gets kind of emotional around Valentine’s Day, so we’re giving him the week off. Taking his place is Killer Gene Shalit, who you may remember from Terror Train.

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The Escape from New York remake will probably still happen, but not for a while. In the meantime, we can all bask in the glory that is Escape from L.A.! There’s no way that this Snake could ever escape from our hearts!

Will Smith is officially OUT of Independence Day 2! Looks like his will for independence from this movie was too strong!

John Travolta will play a gummy bear based on an annoying song children love. It won’t be the first time John has relished playing the role of a bear, but it is the first time it will be kid-appropriate!

Vision’s costume in the new Avengers movie is being described as having a “smooth helmet.” Calm down, John Travolta, we already talked about you!

Shia LaBeouf just can’t help being an enormous doucheBAG!

Today’s Birthdays: Chloe Grace Moretz still isn’t 18, but super-cutie Elizabeth Banks needs 40 spanks!

 
[Today’s Trailer: The Zero Theorem (a.k.a., “Uh, What?”)]

 

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