HERE IS SOME COOL LOCATION ARTWORK FOR DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, ALTHOUGH NOT QUITE AS COOL AS THE APE MOVIE POSTER ARTWORK THIS SITE HAS BEEN POOPING OUT.
KEVIN SMITH IS GOING TO TAKE THE AWESOME AURA OF THE KRAMPUS AND MAKE A HORRIBLE KEVIN SMITH MOVIE OUT OF IT. FORTUNATELY, THIS MOVIE PROBABLY WILL NOT GET MADE BECAUSE TUSK WILL BE THE WORST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AND LOSE $860 MILLION SOMEHOW.
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PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO TURN IN YOUR SUBMISSION TO YOU DUMB KIDS, OR THE KIDS OF YOUR KIDS OF YOUR KIDS WILL TELL TALES OF THE DAY THAT THING HAPPENED TO YOU.
This site’s Ape Movie Poster Artwork is definitely better.
And that Maleficent trailer looks awesome, except they forgot that Elle Fanning is their real awesomeness and thereby didn’t remember to feature her. 🙂
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Happy Monday – will you sit in for me on this conference call in four minutes? I have the shits.
THX
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I have to go to a photo shoot. Take your phone with you to the bathroom.
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But you don’t poop at work!!!!!
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(I know – I was just trying to get out of my team meeting with my manager)
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Suuuuuuuuure ; )
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Don’t make me come over there….
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I saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes this weekend and it occurred to me that there are too many “of the”s in the title.
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But at least six more “Apes.”
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This site’s Ape Movie Poster Artwork is definitely better.
And that Maleficent trailer looks awesome, except they forgot that Elle Fanning is their real awesomeness and thereby didn’t remember to feature her. 🙂
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I’m on the fence about Elle Fanning. She’s no Dakota.
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