Today’s Headlines 2013 Year In Review presented by R.O.T.O.R.!

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WE HAD A LOT OF FUN THIS YEAR. MANY OF YOU SURVIVED IT. MOST OF YOU DID NOT. BUT TAKE COMFORT KNOWING THAT THE ENERGY OF YOUR GHOSTS IS A KEY INGREDIENT IN R.O.T.O.R.’S MURDER FUEL. LET US NOW TAKE A LOOK BACK AT R.O.T.O.R.’S MOST GENEROUS OFFERINGS IN THE PAST YEAR [IGNORING THE TIME WHEN R.O.T.O.R. HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN, AND THE TIME R.O.T.O.R. WENT TO REHAB AND DEATH BED TOOK OVER]:

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HAVE A SAFE NEW YEAR’S EVE. REMEMBER: R.O.T.O.R. WILL EXECUTE YOU FOR DRUNK DRIVING WHETHER YOU ARE DRUNK OR NOT OR DRIVING OR NOT.

21 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines 2013 Year In Review presented by R.O.T.O.R.!

  1. OMMMG!!! That robot birth was weird. I hope that “doctor” is no where near me if I ever give birth. She was putting on her gloves and having problems with them and the baby’s head and shoulders were already coming out. A…little….slow…thinking…there. Anyways, monkeys are creepy and thanks for the laughs this year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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  2. It has been an absolute pleasure reading the daily movie news from your perspective every day R.O.T.O.R. Here’s hoping to a new year full of great new laughs and executions aplenty!! 🙂

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