Star Wars (1977)
Farm kid buys robots
Meets wizard, pirate, space ape
Pirate gets shot at
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Kid meets estranged dad
Shares passionate kiss with sis
Gets cool robot hand
Return of the Jedi (1983)
All about space bears
Space bears defeat the Empire
Space bears throw party
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How many boobs are in those?
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96
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Space bears L-O-fudging-L. nicely done as usual Brian.
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Thanks!
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I was always jealous of Luke’s cool robot hand.
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But you’re a girl! You’re only supposed to like Leia!
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What? That’s total bull-honkey! Leia is cool too, but c’mon! Am I at least allowed to like Jabba?
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Everyone can like Jabba. He’s very lovable. If he doesn’t get his own spin-off movie I’ll be very upset.
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Excellent!
*Laughs just like Jabba* HUH Huh Hohohoho HA HA HA HA, bluuuugh…
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You should eat more living things and puke more, like Jabba.
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Haha! Excellent work. The Jedi one is the funniest but the Empire one is the best – I love a movie haiku that nicely sums up the whole movie. 🙂
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Unfortunately I didn’t have enough syllables to work Lando in there.
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