Haiku Review: Nightcrawler

By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video June 25, 2015 haiku Jake Gyllenhaal Nightcrawler review

Nightcrawler (2014)

Gyllenhaal is nuts
His hair? Full of nightcrawlers.
They make him do things…

8 thoughts on “Haiku Review: Nightcrawler”

theipc

June 25, 2015 at 4:15 pm Reply

This is a terrible thing.

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  June 26, 2015 at 1:43 pm Reply
  
  His hair is Shitfest material.
  
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table9mutant

June 25, 2015 at 4:35 pm Reply

Gyllenhaal is nuts
BUT! His sister likes to get
spanked by James Spader

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  June 26, 2015 at 1:41 pm Reply
  
  Don’t we all!
  
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  - table9mutant
    
    June 26, 2015 at 2:24 pm Reply
    
    What?! NO! Well, maybe Sex, Lies & Videotape Spader… He had great hair.
    
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Carly

June 25, 2015 at 7:08 pm Reply

Gyllenhaal is nuts
sells his soul for ratings boost
badly needs visine

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  June 26, 2015 at 1:42 pm Reply
  
  Haha! Excellent! He also always looks like he hasn’t showered in weeks.
  
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