Haiku Review: Nightcrawler By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video June 25, 2015 haiku Jake Gyllenhaal Nightcrawler review Nightcrawler (2014) Gyllenhaal is nuts His hair? Full of nightcrawlers. They make him do things… Rate this:Spread the word! Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Print (Opens in new window) Print Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Like Loading... Related
This is a terrible thing.
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His hair is Shitfest material.
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Gyllenhaal is nuts
BUT! His sister likes to get
spanked by James Spader
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Don’t we all!
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What?! NO! Well, maybe Sex, Lies & Videotape Spader… He had great hair.
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Gyllenhaal is nuts
sells his soul for ratings boost
badly needs visine
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Haha! Excellent! He also always looks like he hasn’t showered in weeks.
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