THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. RESPONSIBLE VIA PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE.

HERE IS A SHORT CLIP OF STAR-LORD FROM GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, AND HERE IS A SHORT CLIP OF STARCHILD FROM KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK.

HOLLY HUNTER MAY BE PLAYING BATMAN’S DOCTOR, WHO GIVES BATMAN A PHYSICAL AND SAYS, “OH MY BRUCE, HOW YOU HAVE GROWN!”AND THEN SHE WINKS AT HIM AND THEY START MAKING OUT AND IT LEADS TO A FULL-ON PORN SCENE MUCH LIKE NYMPHOMANIAC USING PORN STARS WITH THE ACTORS’ FACES DIGITALLY INSERTED AND THAT IS NOT ALL THAT GETS DIGITALLY INSERTED IF YOU KNOW WHAT R.O.T.O.R. MEANS.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: FRED DEKKER, A DIRECTOR WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH, MUCH BIGGER, IS 55!

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