Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-3-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

R.O.T.O.R. HAS ROTURNED! R.O.T.O.R. WORKED SECURITY AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS LAST NIGHT, BUT R.O.T.O.R. FELL ASLEEP, EVEN THOUGH R.O.T.O.R. IS A ROBOT, AND DURING THAT TIME JARED LETO WAS STRANGLED WITH HIS OWN HAIR. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

MATRIX SEQUELS COULD BE ON THE WAY, BECAUSE THE WACHOWSKI STARSHIP CAN ONLY COAST ON ONE GOOD MOVIE FOR SO LONG BEFORE THEY GO BACK TO THAT WELL. R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF AGENT R.O.T.O.R., WHO DESTROYS NEO WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE NUTS.

VINCENT D’ONOFRIO WILL PLAY THE VILLAIN IN JURASSIC WORLD, POSSIBLY AN EVIL TRICERATOPS.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: HOPE MARIE CARLTON, BETTER KNOWN AS TARYN FROM HARD TICKET TO HAWAII, PICASSO TRIGGER, AND SAVAGE BEACH, TURNS 48 TODAY!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: ZARDOZ]

 

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