R.O.T.O.R. HAS ROTURNED! R.O.T.O.R. WORKED SECURITY AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS LAST NIGHT, BUT R.O.T.O.R. FELL ASLEEP, EVEN THOUGH R.O.T.O.R. IS A ROBOT, AND DURING THAT TIME JARED LETO WAS STRANGLED WITH HIS OWN HAIR. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.
MATRIX SEQUELS COULD BE ON THE WAY, BECAUSE THE WACHOWSKI STARSHIP CAN ONLY COAST ON ONE GOOD MOVIE FOR SO LONG BEFORE THEY GO BACK TO THAT WELL. R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF AGENT R.O.T.O.R., WHO DESTROYS NEO WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE NUTS.
VINCENT D’ONOFRIO WILL PLAY THE VILLAIN IN JURASSIC WORLD, POSSIBLY AN EVIL TRICERATOPS.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: HOPE MARIE CARLTON, BETTER KNOWN AS TARYN FROM HARD TICKET TO HAWAII, PICASSO TRIGGER, AND SAVAGE BEACH, TURNS 48 TODAY!
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Hard Ticket to Home Video 
The Oscars were so boring last night that even my wife turned the channel…. YAWN!!!!
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But Ellen ordered a bunch of pizzas and started passing them around! It was an amazing and hilarious time-wasting antic. I appreciated her zaniness.
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Yes, or they could have cut the broadcast down by two hours.
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HAHAHA!!!
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The Oscars were awesome, dammit! And you all ignored my damn live tweeting!!! ; )
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LOL!! I watched True Detective and went to bed!!!!
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Surprised you didn’t fall asleep in the middle of True Detective… ; )
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
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I was afraid that might happen to Leto. 🙂
And welcome back, R.O.T.O.R. Never before have I missed a robot so much. 🙂
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I for one welcome R.O.T.O.R. with open arms (and a whole lot of padding).
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R.O.T.O.R is back! This is better news than any Oscar win
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