Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-28-2014

Todays Headlines

 

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H!THE MAGAZINE EMPIRE HAS REVEALED ITS 25 X-MEN COVERS AND ONE CONFIRMS R.O.T.O.R.’S PREVIOUS REPORT THAT QUICKSILVER LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

GUY RITCHIE MAY BE MAKING SIX KING ARTHUR MOVIES STARRING MADONNA AS THE ANCIENT STONE IN WHICH THE SWORD IS STUCK.

SUPERCUTIE ELIZABETH “SPANK” BANKS WILL MAKE HER DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH PITCH PERFECT 2: ELECTRIC AUTOTUNE.

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[PRESENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT]

PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO TURN IN YOUR SUBMISSION TO YOU DUMB KIDS BY, DUDE, I DO NOT KNOW, VALENTINE’S DAY? OR YOU WILL FIND IT QUITE DIFFICULT TO BE SOMEONE’S VALENTINE WHEN YOUR HEART HAS LITERALLY BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR CHEST QUITE DIFFICULT INDEED.

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