H!THE MAGAZINE EMPIRE HAS REVEALED ITS 25 X-MEN COVERS AND ONE CONFIRMS R.O.T.O.R.’S PREVIOUS REPORT THAT QUICKSILVER LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
GUY RITCHIE MAY BE MAKING SIX KING ARTHUR MOVIES STARRING MADONNA AS THE ANCIENT STONE IN WHICH THE SWORD IS STUCK.
SUPERCUTIE ELIZABETH “SPANK” BANKS WILL MAKE HER DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH PITCH PERFECT 2: ELECTRIC AUTOTUNE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][PRESENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT]
PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO TURN IN YOUR SUBMISSION TO YOU DUMB KIDS BY, DUDE, I DO NOT KNOW, VALENTINE’S DAY? OR YOU WILL FIND IT QUITE DIFFICULT TO BE SOMEONE’S VALENTINE WHEN YOUR HEART HAS LITERALLY BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR CHEST QUITE DIFFICULT INDEED.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Six King Arthur movies? By my count that’s 5 King Arthur movies too much and 6 Guy Ritchie movies too much.
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That sounds like the right count to me.
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Elizabeth Banks can spank me any day. All day. For weeks.
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PERV
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YOU ALREADY KNOW
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That you’re a perv? ; )
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WHO’S THE PERV????
EXCUSE ME????
( ! )
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You’re right. I meant Brian.
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That/s much better. Now let me get back to my viewing of this movie with naked chicks getting murdered.
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Lol. Cultured and shit…
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Thassright
Classy too!
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Crotchless panties are very comfortable.
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I know!
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Now excuse while I go google images of Melissa Rauch…
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perv
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I just did that. She’s from my neck if the woods!
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Me and Rauch might be a Squeeze.. Yum…. SPLURT.
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YES! Moar Pitch Perfect please! I fuckin’ loved that musical comedy gem.
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“PITCH PERFECT 2: ELECTRIC AUTOTUNE” – Hahaha! Pitch Perfect would be so much better with breakdancing in it…
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