Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-17-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

THEY ARE TURNING GROUNDHOG DAY INTO A STAGE MUSICAL, STARRING BRIAN DOYLE-MURRAY AS BILL MURRAY AND R.O.T.O.R. AS ANDIE MACDOWELL, WITH JULIA ROBERTS AS THE GROUNDHOG.

THE AVENGERS: AGE OF R.O.T.O.R. WILL FEATURE A SECOND VILLAIN THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLAYED BY A GUY NOBODY HAS HEARD OF.

GRAVITY IS RETURNING TO IMAX 3D ON JANUARY 31ST, AND R.O.T.O.R. DEMANDS THAT YOU SEE IT OR BE SHOT INTO THE DARKNESS OF SPACE AFTER R.O.T.O.R. BLASTS YOUR FACE OFF OR BEFORE IF YOU PREFER.

SHIA LABEOUF JUST CANNOT HELP BEING AN ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT GAME SHOW SHENANIGANS]

10 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-17-2014

  1. The best thing about that Cuntflaps clip is not the word Cuntflaps in huge bold letters on the bottom of the screen, nor is it the fact that two priests are presented with the word to work with. It’s the huge giant clock ticking away above the huge Cuntflaps word.

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