ACCORDING TO A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT POSTER, DANE DEHAAN WILL BE APPEARING AS SOME KIND OF GOBLIN IN THE AMAZING IRVING SPIDERMAN 2, WHICH EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW. THAT BRINGS THE MOVIE’S VILLAIN TOTAL TO 43 IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM DOZING OFF LIKE THEY DID DURING THE LAST ONE. EVEN R.O.T.O.R. FELL ASLEEP, AND R.O.T.O.R. IS A GOD DAMN ROBOT.
THERE ARE TWO VINCE LOMBARDI PICTURES IN PRODUCTION. ONE OF R.O.T.O.R.’S FONDEST EXECUTION MEMORIES IS WHEN R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED VINCE LOMBARDI FOR ILLEGAL HAT WEARING BY SCREAMING, “GO BEARS!!” UNTIL HIS HEAD EXPLODED.
J.J. ABRAMS HAS KIND OF ADMITTED THAT HIS DUMB MYSTERY APPROACH TO HIS MOVIES IS DUMB, SPECIFICALLY REGARDING KHAN IN STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS. EVEN SO, R.O.T.O.R. STILL HAS NOT PICKED UP ANYTHING ON SENSOR RECALL ABOUT THE PLOT OF THE NEXT STAR WARS.
SHOWS BASED ON SIN CITY, THE MIST AND SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK MAY BE COMING TO A TV NEAR YOUR ROOM WHERE YOU WATCH TV. R.O.T.O.R. GETS ALL CHANNELS AT ONCE. EVEN PLAYBOY.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][PRESENT AMAZING EDDIE VAN HALEN GUITAR SOLO]
14 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-3-2013”
I watched Kicking & Screaming this weekend and it occurred to me that Mike Ditka should be in more movies. Maybe Ditka could play Lombardi playing Ditka in a movie. That would be a treat!
The argument in the comments section of that Spiderman 2 article among comic book guys who are concerned about costume design is more entertaining than the movie is going to be.
Ya, know I cant beleive the idiot that spends all of his time overdubbing guitar solo videos. There are tons of them – it was slightly humorous the first time, maybe. Doesn’t this guy have anything better to do with his life?
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I watched Kicking & Screaming this weekend and it occurred to me that Mike Ditka should be in more movies. Maybe Ditka could play Lombardi playing Ditka in a movie. That would be a treat!
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That’s really nothing short of blasphemy.
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Remember when we use to spend hours trying to unscramble the Playboy channel to look at kzzacccky boobs? Those were the days.
P.S. I hope your clit falls off.
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R.O.T.O.R. has an interchangeable clit attachment, but it badly needs repairs and cleaning.
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Tell me your kidding about some of those television shows. Please?
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R.O.T.O.R. is always serious, unless he’s switched to stand-up comedy mode.
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In this case, with those shows … That’s too bad.
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The argument in the comments section of that Spiderman 2 article among comic book guys who are concerned about costume design is more entertaining than the movie is going to be.
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I don’t know why there’s an argument, all these costumes look stupid.
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Ya, know I cant beleive the idiot that spends all of his time overdubbing guitar solo videos. There are tons of them – it was slightly humorous the first time, maybe. Doesn’t this guy have anything better to do with his life?
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I don’t know something about this Eddie one cracks me up, but only if I watch it once every 6 months.
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The first time I saw it was years ago and I thought, ‘Damn, Eddie’s drinking is out of control’
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Some kind of goblin? Do you listen to Alcohollywood? Because they have “some kind of goblin” on their show quite often.
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Nope but they obviously stole that from me just now.
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