Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-20-2013

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

R2-D2 IS IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII. NO SHERL, SHITLOCK! R.O.T.O.R. STILL IN NEGOTIATIONS TO TAKE OVER THE ROLE OF C3PO AND MAKE HIM LESS OF A PUSSY.

WINONA RYDER IS GETTING EXCITED ABOUT BEETLEJUICE 2 BECAUSE SHE LITERALLY HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

DO NOT WORRY, EVERYONE—FAST & FURIOUS 8 WILL BE COMING. R.O.T.O.R. IS INTERESTED TO SEE IF R.O.T.O.R.’S NUCLEAR BATTERY SUPPLY RUNS OUT BEFORE THIS FRANCHISE DOES.

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[R.O.T.O.R. RECEIVED A COMPLAINT YESTERDAY THAT THE VIDEOS R.O.T.O.R. HAS BEEN PRESENTING ARE TOO CREEPY, SO HERE IS A VIDEO ABOUT AN ADORABLE ROBOT TARANTULA THAT SHOULD PLEASE EVERYONE]

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