Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-5-2013

Todays Headlines

 

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LAKE PLACID, WHICH ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CARED ABOUT, AND ANACONDA, WHICH WAS ONLY NOTABLE FOR JON VOIGHT’S ACCENT, WILL BE GETTING A MONSTER MASH-UP MOVIE. SINCE R.O.T.O.R. HAS DEFEATED GIANT ALLIGATORS, GIANT ANACONDAS AND GIANT JON VOIGHT, R.O.T.O.R. CAN SAFELY PREDICT THAT THE MOVIE WILL END IN A GENTLEMANLY HANDSHAKE.

HERE ARE SOME NEW IMAGES FROM ROBOCOP: THE ROBOT WHO DARED TO BE A COP. R.O.T.O.R. STILL REGRETS SHAVING OFF R.O.T.O.R.’S MUSTACHE FOR THIS ROLE.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON WILL RE-TEAM WITH JOHN CUSACK AS THEY MAKE YET ANOTHER STEPHEN KING ADAPTATION. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE ADAPTED THE BOOK MISERY INTO A SUCCESSFUL, ONE-ROBOT PERFORMANCE, WHICH WAS ESSENTIALLY R.O.T.O.R. GOING AROUND AND USING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO BREAK THE ANKLES OF JAYWALKERS.

THE WOLVERINE IS GETTING A DIRECT SEQUEL BECAUSE THAT CHARACTER HAS NOT BEEN TOTALLY PLAYED OUT YET. CALL R.O.T.O.R.’S AGENT, IRVING SPIDERMAN, ABOUT R.O.T.O.R. MAKING A SENTINEL CAMEO.

 

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