[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
LAKE PLACID, WHICH ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CARED ABOUT, AND ANACONDA, WHICH WAS ONLY NOTABLE FOR JON VOIGHT’S ACCENT, WILL BE GETTING A MONSTER MASH-UP MOVIE. SINCE R.O.T.O.R. HAS DEFEATED GIANT ALLIGATORS, GIANT ANACONDAS AND GIANT JON VOIGHT, R.O.T.O.R. CAN SAFELY PREDICT THAT THE MOVIE WILL END IN A GENTLEMANLY HANDSHAKE.
HERE ARE SOME NEW IMAGES FROM ROBOCOP: THE ROBOT WHO DARED TO BE A COP. R.O.T.O.R. STILL REGRETS SHAVING OFF R.O.T.O.R.’S MUSTACHE FOR THIS ROLE.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON WILL RE-TEAM WITH JOHN CUSACK AS THEY MAKE YET ANOTHER STEPHEN KING ADAPTATION. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE ADAPTED THE BOOK MISERY INTO A SUCCESSFUL, ONE-ROBOT PERFORMANCE, WHICH WAS ESSENTIALLY R.O.T.O.R. GOING AROUND AND USING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO BREAK THE ANKLES OF JAYWALKERS.
THE WOLVERINE IS GETTING A DIRECT SEQUEL BECAUSE THAT CHARACTER HAS NOT BEEN TOTALLY PLAYED OUT YET. CALL R.O.T.O.R.’S AGENT, IRVING SPIDERMAN, ABOUT R.O.T.O.R. MAKING A SENTINEL CAMEO.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] [PRESENT CREEPIEST ROBOT DOLL VIDEO OF ALL TIME]
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Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I may not be able to forgive you for posting that clip, you cocksucker!
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At least the doll didn’t have tarantulas coming out of its mouth.
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Ohh, I am so not clicking that link now that I’ve seen your reaction. If it upset you, the person with the most depraved viewing history on the whole wide internet, then I definitely won’t be able to hack it.
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You’ll be scarred!!
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It just wants to play with you… forever…
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R.O.T.O.R. > Death bed
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You’re saying you’re TIRED of Death Bed? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
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You’ll be scared and scarred….f****n creepy
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No. No way. I’m not clicking that. I clicked that robot birth thing a while back. Urgh!!!
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