Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-25-2013

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So R.O.T.O.R.’s gone again. We NEVER should have let him watch Star Trek: Generations. As soon as he forced us at gunpoint to put that emotion chip in him he’s been more unstable than a pregnant woman watching an ASPCA commercial. Last time he did this he resurfaced after a few days, but this time feels different. As you’ll recall, he now has a young son, T.H.O.M.A.S., to raise on his own after his robot wife died in robot rochildbirthbot. All he left us was these three pictures with a bloody tooth next to them. What does it mean?:

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Pray for R.O.T.O.R.

 

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