Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 9-23-2013

Todays Headlines


[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

YOU KIDS MAY NOT REMEMBER THIS, BUT BEFORE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK WAS CAST AS BATMAN, CHRISTIAN BALE ACTUALLY HAD TO AUDITION FOR A BATMAN MOVIE. ALL R.O.T.O.R. HAD TO DO IS WALK INTO THE PRODUCER’S OFFICE AND EXECUTE THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE R.O.T.O.R. SAW. 

THE GUY WHO DIRECTED ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER WILL DIRECT THE REMAKE OF BEN-HUR, IN WHICH BEN-HUR MAY OR MAY NOT HUNT TROLLS.

THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE DESCENT WILL DIRECT THE TROLL HUNTER REMAKE, IN WHICH THE TROLLS MAY OR MAY NOT BE HUNTED BY BEN-HUR.

COLIN FARRELL MAY STAR IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOVIE, WHICH WILL PROBABLY RAISE THE HACKLES OF THE MORBIDLY OBESE.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[BEGIN BOBBY “THE BRAIN” HEENAN AND GORILLA MONSOON ON SUPER SLOPPY DOUBLE DARE TRANSMISSION]

 

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