Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-17-2013

Todays Headlines

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TOM HANKS AND RON HOWARD WILL TEAM UP ONCE AGAIN FOR NEW DAN BROWN MOVIE BECAUSE THIS IS 10 YEARS AGO AND PEOPLE STILL HAVE DAN BROWN FEVER. R.O.T.O.R.’S COMPUTER BRAIN SOLVED DA VINCI’S CODE IN 1.6 SECONDS. THE ANSWER WAS R.O.T.O.R.

NEIL BLOMKAMP HAS WRITTEN A TREATMENT FOR DISTRICT 10. JUST STAY OUT OF R.O.T.O.R.’S DISTRICT, WHICH IS EVERY DISTRICT. 

NEW DETAILS ON DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. APES ARE NOT IMMUNE FROM R.O.T.O.R.’S LAW, AND THEY WILL BE EXECUTED FOR VIOLENT PROTEST.

THERE COULD BE A NEW, WEIRD FEMALE GOBLIN VILLAIN IN THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE ARRESTED A FEMALE GOBLIN VILLAIN NAMED MILEY CYRUS FOR CRIMES AGAINST R.O.T.O.R.

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[BEGIN MIRTH MADNESS REMINDER]

PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE MIRTH MADNESS TOURNAMENT, WHICH IS MANDATORY BY LAW AND PUNISHABLE BY QUARTERING.

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