It’s time for Group 3! You know what to do, and don’t forget to vote in Group 2, and swallow 32 times before you chew, and clean that stale orangutan pee off your shoe!
And now, the victors and Jeffs of Group 1!
The Dude (78%) smoked Raoul Duke (22%)!
Austin Powers (56%) had Ace Ventura (44%) put to sleep!
Mr. Bean (63%) threw Borat (37%) down the well!
Al Czervik (76%) teed off on Jeff (24%)!
Happy Gilmore (58%) teed off on Tanner Boyle (42%)! (still works!)
Dr. Frankenstein (71%) un-resurrected the corpse of Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing (29%)!
Lili Von Shtupp (59%) roasted Miss Piggy (41%)!
Ron Burgundy (78%) stole Lloyd Christmas (22%)
|1. Frank Drebin
(The Naked Gun)
|Quote: “It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.”||Quote: “It’s not the ‘going’ I’m worried about… but the ‘coming.'”|
|8. Chris Knight
|9. Max Fischer
|Quote: “Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”||Quote: “My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.”|
|5. King Arthur
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
|12. Miracle Max
(The Princess Bride)
|Quote: “On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.”||Quote: “Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe…they’re so perky, I love that.”|
|4. Steve McCroskey
|Quote: “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.”||Quote: “Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.”|
|6. Bluto Blutarsky
(Revenge of the Nerds)
|Quote: “What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”||Quote: “Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!”|
|3. Roy Munson
|14. Reggie Dunlop
|Quote: “What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men’s room? I mean, those are fun even when you’re alone.”||Quote: “All right, let’s show ’em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let ’em know you’re there. Get that fuckin’ stick in their side. Let ’em know you’re there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let ’em know you’re there!”|
|7. Inspector Clouseau
(The Return of the Pink Panther)
|10. Harry Crumb
(Who’s Harry Crumb?)
|Quote: “I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer.”||Quote: “My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I’d be late for all my appointments.”|
|2. Jeff Spicoli
(Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
|Quote: “This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.”||Quote: “Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin’ Weed, Doin’ Coke, Drinkin’ Beers…”|