Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
The Scene: A friendly game of frisbee on the beach… ends in DEATH!
Why We Love This Scene: Hard Ticket to Hawaii is not only Andy Sidaris’s greatest movie, but pretty much anyone’s greatest movie, and maybe the most fun to watch movie in existence. Virtually every scene is a great scene, but today we’re going to focus on just one: the razor blade frisbee. This is probably the most infamous scene in the movie besides the bazooka scene… and the snake scene… and the hot tub scene… etc. There are more classic quotable lines in this one scene than in all of Joe Don Baker’s movies combined, such as “Hey, lighten up, we’re just throwing.” “Hey Colleen… you’ve got a great ass.” and, of course, perhaps my favorite movie quote of all time, “This is for the Molokai Cops.” And the arm pump at the end is just the perfect shiny polish on this razor blade cake. Andy Sidaris was just the king, pure and simple.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
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Nothing like two grown men playing a game of ‘bee on the beach.
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It wasn’t as much a game as a macho showdown to the death.
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This sounds like a must see. I have never seen an Andy Sidaris film. I know that there is a cheap collection of his movies at Amazon.
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That’s just a tragedy. $4 for 12 awesome movies!
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I love Hard Ticket to Hawaii but its not my favorite of the Sidaris oeuvre; that distinction goes to Malibu Express. It was like a Sidaris version of an Agatha Christie novel.
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I think Hard Ticket is the craziest and most enjoyable but Malibu Express is definitely #2. It definitely has the most sensible plot. And I believe all the boobs were natural. Thanks for commenting!
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