Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-4-2014

Todays Headlines

 

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THE NEW TERMINATOR REBOOT MAY BE A BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II-TYPE SCENARIO, WHICH IS THE BEST KIND OF SCENARIO. IN IT, THE TERMINATOR TEAMS UP WITH BIFF TANNEN TO KILL SARAH CONNOR AND MARTY’S GRANDMOTHER, WHO TURN OUT TO BE THE SAME PERSON.

CHRIS EVANS IS TAKING A BREAK FROM ACTING TO DO SOME DIRECTING, AND WHEN THAT FAILS MISERABLY HE’LL BE BACK BEGGING TO PLAY CAPTAIN AMERICA 16 MORE TIMES.

A REMAKE OF THE BIRDS IS STILL MOVING FORWARD, BECAUSE THAT ALFRED HITCHCOCK HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS DOING, AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT BIRDEMIC MASTERED THE GENRE.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: RONN MOSS, BETTER KNOWN AS ROWDY ABILENE FROM HARD TICKET TO HAWAII, AND BASS PLAYER FOR THE BAND PLAYER, TURNS 62 TODAY!

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[TODAY’S FAT TUESDAY TRAILER: BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS]

 

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