Villain Madness 2015: Opening Round – Group 1


Welcome to the opening round of the Villain Madness ’95! This year, we’re doing things a little differently as we’ve been taken hostage and need YOUR votes in order to be released! Now, we know that many of you would prefer we stay captive, but ask yourself this: Then how would you get back the money we borrowed to help pay off our various liquor debts? So please, do the right thing and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for this round ends March 18 with winners announced that very afternoon!)




 Col. Hans Landa
(Inglorious Basterds)
Calvin Candie
(Django Unchained)
Sadistic Nazi SS Officer

Evil Plan: 
Hunt and kill enemies of the Reich
Sadistic Plantation Owner

Evil Plan: 
Slave trader; Mandingo fight manager


 Walter Peck
Quentin Hapsburg
(The Naked Gun 21/2: The Smell of Fear)
Dickless EPA goon

Evil Plan: 
Shut down the Ghostbusters
Oil Tycoon

Evil Plan:
Maintain America’s reliance on fossil fuels


Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
(Full Metal Jacket)
 Warden Norton
(The Shawshank Redemption)
Sadistic Marine Drill Sergeant

Evil Plan: 
Motivate Marines through cruelty
Corrupt prison warden

Evil Plan: 
Exploit prison labor through cruelty


(Clash of the Titans)
(The Lord of the Rings)
Lord of the Marsh

Evil Plan: 
Seek vengeance against Zeus; Marry Princess Andromeda
Corrupt and obsessed Hobbit

Evil Plan: 
Retrieve his preciouuuuussss.


Dr. Octopus
(Spider-Man 2)
 Dr. Walter Jenning (a/k/a The Dark Overlord)
(Howard the Duck)
Criminal scientist with tentacles

Evil Plan: 
Beat up Spider-Man; inadvertently make fusion bomb
Possessed physicist of an inter-dimensional creature

Evil Plan: 
To infiltrate and conquer Earth


(Enter the Dragon)
 Tong Po
Megalomaniacal drug trafficker

Evil Plan: 
To smuggle heroin into the US; execute those who get in his way
Undefeated Kickboxing Champion

Evil Plan: 
To keep his Kickboxing championship; cripple people; unwanted sexual advances


 The Green Goblin Truck
(Maximum Overdrive)
Evil 1958 Plymouth Fury

Evil Plan: 
Kill anyone who shows interest in her owner
Evil Big-Rig

Evil Plan: 
Kill humans so machines can rule the world


The Wicked Witch of the West
(The Wizard of Oz)
 The Evil Queen
(Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
Evil Witch

Evil Plan: 
Destroy Dorothy and retrieve the ruby slippers
Evil Queen

Evil Plan: 
To be the fairest in the land

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