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Pazuzu: Greetings! What an excellent day for a review of Exorcist II: The Heretic, starring me, Pazuzu. After my first film classic directed by William Friedkin and co-starring Linda Blair, Ellen Burstyn and Jason Miller…

Father Merrin: Don’t forget about me demon!

Pazuzu: Yes of course, Swedish actor extraordinaire, Max von Sydow! Who is joining me in this delightful critique of the universally loathed sequel to our beloved horror classic.

Father Merrin: Thank you. Yes, I had a bit role in the sequel as you may know, reprising my role as Father Merrin in flashbacks in Africa and a pivotal scene showing my death to you, Pazuzu, in the original.

Pazuzu: I think you meant pitiful scene Max. Yes, following the success of the original Exorcist, Hollywood reared its ugly money-grubbing head and decided to further the adventures of Linda Blair’s…