Why I Love This Scene: It’s no secret that we love breakdancing, as this site initially started as a forum for breakdancing enthusiasts and a safe haven for retired breakdancers who don’t have health insurance. Here is an example of some top-shelf breakdancing with Turbo and Ozone, as well as the greatest crab breakdancing I’ve ever seen. Then, Kelly ruins everything with her dumb ballet moves. Go home, whitey. Wait, but, who’s that dude in the background? He kind of looks like a kickboxer, possibly a cyborg, maybe a time cop. Breakdancing is no bloodsport, so hopefully no one serves him a death warrant, or he’ll have nowhere to run. Double impact universal soldier hard target street fighter sudden death.