Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-20-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

THEY ARE FINALLY RELEASING A 10-MOVIE HALLOWEEN BLU-RAY SET FOR $129.99. OR, YOU COULD JUST BUY THE FIRST ONE, SAVE MORE THAN $100, AND BE BETTER OFF. AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, PICK UP A VHS COPY OF R.O.T.O.R. THE MOVIE. R.O.T.O.R. COULD USE A LITTLE WALKING AROUND MONEY.

FROZEN: ON ICE! R.O.T.O.R. HOPES THAT THEY DO NOT DISTURB THE DOZENS OF BODIES R.O.T.O.R. HAS BURIED UNDERNEATH ICE RINKS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY. 

HERE IS THE FIRST TRAILER FOR ZACH BRAFF’S LATEST DOUCHEFEST BECAUSE THIS IS STILL THE ’90S. “JUST AS LONG AS IT’S UNIQUE AND AMAZING, LIKE YOU” SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAFF.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: MINDY COHN, WHO TAUGHT MANY YOUNG BOYS ALL ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE, IS 48!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TRAILER #2]


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