Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-15-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

ZAC EFRON MAY DON A CAPE AND TIGHTS, AND MAY ALSO STAR IN A FUTURE MARVEL MOVIE.

GERARD BUTLER HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN REPLACED AS BODHI IN THE POINT BREAK REMAKE BY SUPERSTAR HOUSEHOLD NAME EDGAR RAMIREZ. THEY MAY AS WELL JUST REANIMATE PATRICK SWAYZE’S CORPSE AT THIS POINT.

BRAD PITT IS REPORTEDLY VERY CLOSE TO SIGNING ON TO THE NEXT SEASON OF TRUE DETECTIVE TO PLAY R.O.T.O.R.’S PARTNER WHO IS BUTCHERED BY R.O.T.O.R. 19 SECONDS INTO THE FIRST EPISODE FOR CHEWING GUM IN A GOVERNMENT BUILDING.

HERE IS THE FIRST PICTURE OF JOHNNY DEPP AS WHITEY “THE BULGE” BULGER IN “THE BULGER, THE BETTER.”

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: NICHOLAS HAMMOND, THE ONE TRUE SPIDER-MAN, IS 64!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF THIS STINKS, SON]


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