THE WORLD GOT ITS FIRST GLIMPSE OF R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN YESTERDAY. WHILE THERE IS NOTHING R.O.T.O.R. CAN REALLY DO ABOUT THE FACE, R.O.T.O.R. IS OVERALL PRETTY PLEASED WITH IT, ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY BOWED TO R.O.T.O.R.’S DEMAND THAT THE BAT SYMBOL BE 6 TIMES LARGER THAN SUPERMAN’S “S.”
HERE IT IS IN COLOR, AS WELL AS A GRAY AND BLUE VERSION, AND THEN A VERSION THAT POPS MORE DETAIL.
IN OTHER SUPERHERO NEWS, CAROL CHANNING TATUM HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CAST AS GAMBIT IN THE UPCOMING X-MEN: ENOUGH WITH FUCKING WOLVERINE ALREADY.
RIDLEY SCOTT’S NEXT MOVIE WILL BE THE MARTIAN WITH MATT DAMON IN THE ROLE MADE POPULAR BY RAY WALSTON AND CHRISTOPHER LLOYD.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GEORGE LUCAS IS 70 BUT FUCK HIM, ROBERT ZEMECKIS, DIRECTOR OF SUCH CLASSICS AS BACK TO THE FUTURE, BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II AND BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III, IS 63!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: V/H/S VIRAL: WE ARE GOING TO MILK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SHIT]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Looks like somebody got a little too happy with the VHS plug-ins on After Effects.
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And spilled VHS juice all over themselves.
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God Damn i wish I had sound on this computer. That VHS 3 looks pretty good.
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You can’t plug in headphones?
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It’s a tricky set up – I’ll check it when I get home –
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A tricky headphone jack setup? Are you on an Apple II e?
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No – I have my PC kind of hidden behind a box full of newspapers to recycle and this monitor is a piece of shit. I can go around my desk and plug in some headphones but then I have to turn my monitor around and when I do that it usually turns off and takes forever to come back on. I know you hate my site but when I don’t have a monitor I can’t do any IPC bullshit.
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If you hit the power button 62 1/2 times in 11 seconds and smash in your monitor screen with your boner that should solve the problem.
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I’ll take that into consideration.
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theipc I have on good authority that you only have to hit the power button 61 1/2 times before you use your boner on the monitor.
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Gotta say that my main man Batman looks kinda fat. Or are those all just muscly-muscles? ? ? 😉
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hahahaha “George Lucas is 70 but fuck him” this is the funniest thing you’ve ever said.
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