Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-14-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

THE WORLD GOT ITS FIRST GLIMPSE OF R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN YESTERDAY. WHILE THERE IS NOTHING R.O.T.O.R. CAN REALLY DO ABOUT THE FACE, R.O.T.O.R. IS OVERALL PRETTY PLEASED WITH IT, ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY BOWED TO R.O.T.O.R.’S DEMAND THAT THE BAT SYMBOL BE 6 TIMES LARGER THAN SUPERMAN’S “S.”

Affleck Batman costume

HERE IT IS IN COLOR, AS WELL AS A GRAY AND BLUE VERSION, AND THEN A VERSION THAT POPS MORE DETAIL.

Affleck Batman costume in color

Affleck Batman costume gray and blue

Affleck Batman costume detail

IN OTHER SUPERHERO NEWS, CAROL CHANNING TATUM HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CAST AS GAMBIT IN THE UPCOMING X-MEN: ENOUGH WITH FUCKING WOLVERINE ALREADY.

RIDLEY SCOTT’S NEXT MOVIE WILL BE THE MARTIAN WITH MATT DAMON IN THE ROLE MADE POPULAR BY RAY WALSTON AND CHRISTOPHER LLOYD.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GEORGE LUCAS IS 70 BUT FUCK HIM, ROBERT ZEMECKIS, DIRECTOR OF SUCH CLASSICS AS BACK TO THE FUTURE, BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II AND BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III, IS 63!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: V/H/S VIRAL: WE ARE GOING TO MILK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SHIT]


12 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-14-2014

  1. theipc I have on good authority that you only have to hit the power button 61 1/2 times before you use your boner on the monitor.

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