Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-8-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THE REBOOT OF THE JOHN GOODMAN FLINTSTONES MOVIE WE ALL WANTED.

REBEL WILSON HAS SIGNED ON TO PLAY PRIVATE BENJAMIN IN THE REMAKE OF PRIVATE BENJAMIN. IN IT, PRIVATE BENJAMIN IS WHIPPED INTO VIETNAMESE PIT-FIGHTING SHAPE BY DRILL SERGEANT R.O.T.O.R.

LEIGH WHANNEL, THE WRITER OF INSIDIOUS AND THE UNIVERSALLY BELOVED INSIDIOUS, TOO, WILL SIT IN THE DIRECTOR’S CHAIR FOR INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 3 AND MAY ALSO DIRECT IT.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: DESPITE R.O.T.O.R.’S BEST EFFORTS, DON RICKLES IS SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE AT 88.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES TRAILER #2]


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