Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-6-2014

Todays Headlines

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ACCORDING TO R.O.T.O.R.’S SOURCES OF READING OTHER MOVIE NEWS SITES, THE WORKING TITLE OF STAR WARS EPISODE VII IS “THE ANCIENT FEAR,” WHICH IS HAVING DIARRHEA WHILE ON A ROLLER COASTER.

HERE IS THE X-MEN TEASER THAT PLAYED WITH THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2, REVEALING THAT THERE ARE MUTANTS AND THEY HAVE POWERS THAT NORMAL MEN DO NOT HAVE, MAKING THEM “X” MEN.

THE FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S INTERSTELLAR WILL BE ATTACHED TO GODZILLA. IN INTERSTELLAR, GODZILLA PLANS A BANK HEIST IN SPACE WITH THE HELP OF MOTHRA, WHO HAS SECOND THOUGHTS AND TURNS ON HIM, LULLING HIM TO SLEEP WITH MOTH DUST AND CAUSING GODZILLA TO ENTER THE DREAM WORLD, WHERE HE BURNS LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S FACE OFF.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GEORGE CLOONEY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF TURNING 53, BUT MAYBE HIS DESCENDANTS WILL.

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[TODAY’S TRAILER: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK ORIGINAL TEASER TRAILER, STARRING PRINCESS LEEUH AND LANDAU CALRISSIAN]


19 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-6-2014

  1. Hahaha, the Star Wars Empire was still in it’s Kraft Dinner days when they made this teaser I guess, because they couldn’t spare a single dime to correct the mispronounced names. hahaa, classic cheap-o Lucas!

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  2. Has anyone ever asked the question why Lando isn’t talked about to be in these new sequels? He is basically the real hero of the rebels destroying the second Death Star and nearly getting killed in the process. Billy Dee Williams is still alive and so should Lando, so why is he not even mentioned in the cast now? It’s just plain wrong.

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    • I always thought that racist fish thing was the hero. Maybe Lando will have a cameo but isn’t part of the main cast. Seems like there’s enough going on that they don’t need to throw a Lando story in there too. I hope Luke is now an insane old hermit and Mark Hamill uses his Joker voice the whole time.

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      • Admiral Akbar was pivotal to the success of the rebels winning sure but Lando was the one to actually destroy the Death Star. I know he’s not one of the main characters but my point was no one ever asked about him when it came to casting the sequels when everyone was hoping Hamill, Fisher and Ford would return. No one cares for Billy Dee I guess.

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