Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-24-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

THE FIRST REAL IMAGES FROM JURASSIC WORLD, THE VERY BEST MOVIE THAT WILL COME OUT IN 2015. THAT IS R.O.T.O.R. IN THE FIRST IMAGE, PREPARING TO ARREST AND DEVOUR JULIANNE MOORE BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD.

IN NEWS THAT WILL BE OF INTEREST TO SOME, THERE WILL BE A LIVE-ACTION BARBIE MOVIE AND A THIRD SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS MOVIE. YET, STILL NO MOVIE BASED ON R.O.T.O.R.’S DANGEROUS 1980’S ACTION FIGURE OR R.O.T.O.R.’S SCINTILLATING YOUNG ADULT NOVELS IN WHICH R.O.T.O.R. IS THE NEW, HOT, MYSTERIOUS GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HOLDS A DEADLY SECRET THAT R.O.T.O.R. IS ACTUALLY AN UNDERCOVER COP WHO WILL EXECUTE ANYONE WITHOUT A HALL PASS.

THE THIRD HOBBIT MOVIE IS NOW OFFICIALLY CALLED THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES. FOUR OF WHICH ARE R.O.T.O.R.’S ARMS AND LEGS.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: THE TOY DIRECTOR RICHARD DONNER IS HAVING A DONNER PARTY AT 84!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: [REC] 4: APOCALYPSE]


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