Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-21-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

YOU WILL NOT SEE SPIDER-MAN AND THE AVENGERS OR X-MEN AND THE FANTASTIC FOUR OR PROBABLY NOT SPIDER-MAN AND THE FANTASTIC FOUR OR X-MEN AND THE AVENGERS OR FANTASTIC FOUR AND THE AVENGERS OR X-MEN AND SPIDER-MAN OR SHAKMA AND R.O.T.O.R. TEAM UP ANY TIME SOON.

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL BEAT OUT TRANSCENDENCE AT THE BOX OFFICE THIS WEEKEND. BOTH MOVIES ARE BASED ON EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE EVENTS.

QUENTIN TARANTINO MAY NOT BE TRASHING HIS HATEFUL EIGHT MOVIE AFTER ALL AFTER HE OPENLY WEEPED BLOOD AT THIS WEEKEND’S LIVE READING IN WHICH R.O.T.O.R. PLAYED ALL OF THE CHARACTERS THEN EXECUTED EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE FOR ACCESSORY TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: TONY DANZA IS NOT THE BOSS OF R.O.T.O.R. AT 63!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: GOING APE!]


9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-21-2014

  1. Screw all those movies, we went and saw the new Trailer Park Boys movie and it’s way frigging better than some cheesy “true” story about a kid and his religious zeal.

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  2. Heaven is for Real might be the most realistic movie that has come out in donkey’s years.

    Also, accessory to copyright infringement is a serious thing. I’m glad R.O.T.O.R. got those bastards.

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