Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-18-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

HERE ARE THE FIRST IMAGES AND TRAILER FROM THE UPCOMING PEANUTS MOVIE, IN WHICH EVERYONE WILL HATE THE HYPER-INTELLIGENT DOG WHEN HE TRIES TO DO SOMETHING THAT ONLY HUMANS CAN USUALLY DO BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE KIDS ARE ASSHOLES, THEN THEY WILL QUOTE FROM THE BIBLE FOR 45 MINUTES.

LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WOLVERINE MOVIE IS COMING OUT AFTER THE NEXT X-MEN MOVIE AFTER THE NEXT X-MEN MOVIE, BECAUSE THAT CHARACTER HAS NOT BEEN PLAYED OUT YET WHATSOEVER.

WE COULD BE GETTING A CAPTAIN MARVEL (BROAD VERSION) FILM, IF ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT VIRTUALLY EVERY MARVEL SUPERHERO IS GOING TO GET THEIR OWN MOVIE BEFORE PEOPLE GET SICK OF IT.

THE INCREDIBLES AND RATATOUILLE ARE GETTING 3D RE-RELEASES, BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT THOSE MOVIES WERE GARBAGE IN 2D. A 3D VERSION OF R.O.T.O.R. WAS EXPERIMENTED WITH, BUT TOO MANY MEMBERS OF THE AUDIENCE HAD HEART ATTACKS DUE TO EXTREME INTENSITY.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: LEGENDARY COMEDIAN AND CHARISMATIC ACTOR DANE COOK IS 42!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: THE MAZE RUNNER]

 DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT OR YOU WILL BE SLOWLY CONSUMED BY EVIL AND SNAKES.

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